The Ape and the Boobs

Male fascination towards the female breasts (as we all know) has been there from the beginning of time… e.g. Talking to an ape… (a few seconds into the conversation)…hey dude, I'm up here!!! It's like the eye balls just drop. The worse thing you get is that ogle, as if you can't see what he is doing. Eeeeeeks. Don't you get enough of all those instances of the 'boob class' you see EVERYDAY on the streets, your workplace, HOME? Guess not, Pam Anderson will be out of a job the day that happens and Alley McBeal will finally get the man of her dreams (btw, is that going to happen at the end?). Uuuurgh… I give up.

I am not being a hypocrite here. We don't wear those low-cut neck-lines not to be admired. But can you make it a little more subtle and lay off the "cave man routine"? (whack on the head) Get over it already…