KIDS!

Today was a friends' birthday (Lady J). She is a proud mom of two beautiful, extremely hyperactive kids (both in the age range of about 3 to 5 yrs) and one of the coolest moms I’ve ever seen. A few friends met over coffee to celebrate her birthday along with her hubby and the kids. During the two hours we were there, the kids must have at least run one mile around the coffee shop (according to H’s apprx. calculations).
 
And I was thinking….Do I want one of those?
 
All of a sudden everything around me froze and I found myself in my kooky little world. I was at a shop, where they sell babies. And they had pictures of how each one is going to look like when they grow up. Among millions of pictures, I see a picture of the love of my life (H). And I tell the sales person….Yup, I’d like one of those…with the cute butt, bright eyes and the adorable smile. Oh and... don’t forget to throw-in some of that IQ and wit...Thank you....
 
Snap snap! I was back in the real world, as one of the kids slid off his seat and almost hit his head on the floor trying to imitate spider man.
 
Yep! I definitely want one of those.

The Ape and the Boobs

Male fascination towards the female breasts (as we all know) has been there from the beginning of time… e.g. Talking to an ape… (a few seconds into the conversation)…hey dude, I'm up here!!! It's like the eye balls just drop. The worse thing you get is that ogle, as if you can't see what he is doing. Eeeeeeks. Don't you get enough of all those instances of the 'boob class' you see EVERYDAY on the streets, your workplace, HOME? Guess not, Pam Anderson will be out of a job the day that happens and Alley McBeal will finally get the man of her dreams (btw, is that going to happen at the end?). Uuuurgh… I give up.

I am not being a hypocrite here. We don't wear those low-cut neck-lines not to be admired. But can you make it a little more subtle and lay off the "cave man routine"? (whack on the head) Get over it already…